Tuesday, March 12, 2013

STAR CROSSED LOVERS

In the not too distant past I used Yahoo messenger to communicate with my friends and was constantly bombarded with instant messages from scumbags, maggots and freaky bottom feeders wanting to infect my life with their BS. The following was a quickie chat I had with some unknown entity while chatting with a friend of mine in Maine. If nothing else, let it be known that Mildred Ratched always sets the record straight!
Nov 03 9:34 PM tallmale6ft8in: ASL

Nov 03 9:34 PM KGM: seriously?

Nov 03 9:34 PM tallmale6ft8in: SERIOUSLY!

Nov 03 9:34 PM tallmale6ft8in: WHAT TOWN U FROM AND WHAT'S YOUR AGE?

Nov 03 9:34 PM tallmale6ft8in: That's serious. Did I stuttttttterrrrrrrrrrr?

Nov 03 9:35 PM KGM: You want my location and age, but you don't want to know if I'm male or female? I guess some people don't care what they get as long as they get something.

Nov 03 9:35 PM tallmale6ft8in: Why did u come off with seriously?

Nov 03 9:35 PM KGM: because I'm a bitch and I didnt realize people still did the ASL thing...just was surprised.

Nov 03 9:36 PM tallmale6ft8in: I do

Nov 03 9:36 PM tallmale6ft8in: Is that a bad thing?

Nov 03 9:36 PM tallmale6ft8in: ok whats your age?

Nov 03 9:36 PM KGM: no,but to be honest it isnt very creative. It shows early developmental problems and a tendency towards having social Torrettes syndrome.

Nov 03 9:37 PM tallmale6ft8in: u are right

Nov 03 9:37 PM KGM: I'm always right and I'm not a day over being older than dirt...you?

Nov 03 9:37 PM tallmale6ft8in: so u are 40

Nov 03 9:37 PM KGM: Only in my dreams

Nov 03 9:37 PM tallmale6ft8in: thats shelf life of dirt I think

Nov 03 9:38 PM tallmale6ft8in: haha

Nov 03 9:38 PM tallmale6ft8in: 60?

Nov 03 9:38 PM KGM: Gotta admire people who laugh at their own jokes, but doesn't it get lonely out there all by yourself? How old would you like me to be?

Nov 03 9:38 PM tallmale6ft8in: a sassy nymph, aren't you?

Nov 03 9:38 PM tallmale6ft8in: u single?

Nov 03 9:39 PM KGM: I only fly solo.

Nov 03 9:39 PM tallmale6ft8in: what town u in?

Nov 03 9:39 PM KGM: this seems pretty one-sided

Nov 03 9:39 PM KGM: what's your story?

Nov 03 9:39 PM tallmale6ft8in: oh I'm from Waterville

Nov 03 9:39 PM tallmale6ft8in: 49

Nov 03 9:39 PM tallmale6ft8in: single

Nov 03 9:39 PM tallmale6ft8in: 0 kids

Nov 03 9:40 PM tallmale6ft8in: want more info hun?

Nov 03 9:40 PM KGM: This doesn't seem to be much of a story.

Nov 03 9:40 PM tallmale6ft8in: 10inch cock here

Nov 03 9:40 PM tallmale6ft8in: cut

Nov 03 9:40 PM tallmale6ft8in: thick

Nov 03 9:40 PM tallmale6ft8in: multiple cummer

Nov 03 9:40 PM KGM: that means you must be a Republican prone to believing fairytales

Nov 03 9:41 PM tallmale6ft8in: clinton type, huh? haha

Nov 03 9:41 PM KGM: There you go again with the "haha". I sure hope you find whatever you're looking for

Nov 03 9:41 PM tallmale6ft8in: I gotta admit that lady that let him shoot his load on her dress that was an awesome setup

Nov 03 9:42 PM KGM: hey, we all have our crosses to bear

Nov 03 9:42 PM tallmale6ft8in: u like bigger size cocks hun?

Nov 03 9:43 PM KGM: nope...I like dicks I have to find with a magnifying glass

The bottom feeder exits thus, END OF CHAT!

6 comments:

  1. HYSTERICAL! It is fun to play with jerks every so often.

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  2. He seemed like a big enough dick to me.

    Not to change the subject, but...

    I have been thinking about you lately. I wonder how you are doing health-wise and if that is affecting the dynamics with your mother. Basically, now that I am in a similar situation as you, it seems to be all I can think about anymore. Actually, I want to know how you do it. I don't think I've ever had more empathy for you than I do now. Yeah, I'm stopping. Sorry.

    Anyway, I truly hope that during all the crap, you are still able to paint, or draw...basically create. I don't anymore and I no longer know who I am. Or something like that. Lots of love, Mildred.

    Also, I have a ten inch cock if you're interested. It's ceramic, hand-painted and came from Mexico.

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    1. Thank you for thinking of me and I will update you by writing a post. How would you like to work some of your "colorful" magic by helping me finish my book. I really need a little something something before I send it off to the publisher for rejection. Are you up for a Jnuts/Mildred project?

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  3. the convo was priceless. Always glad that I have kept on your good side.

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    1. I have but one side and it isn't good...it's great!

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