|Old Glory has seen better days!|
|My favorite tree...it has |
and refuses to die.
I live in a neighborhood where my neighbor has had the same pitiful diseased tree for more than 30 years. My kids are all in their 30's now and that diseased tree was used to climb in when they were young. Perhaps the homeowner is a tree hugger, but I doubt it since they had Romney-Ryan signs all over the front yard long after the last presidential election. Uh! Oh! Did I really accuse a republican not being being a tree hugger? Shame on me!
|Take note of the flag |
and the cross
I live in a neighborhood where Christmas lights are put up on the outside of homes long before Thanksgiving and left there long after the New Year. Sometimes a person is even bold enough to leave them there all year long. I love that kind of Christmas spirit and in honor of it, I decided to leave my Christmas tree up (an artificial one, of course) all year long. I think the art of laziness should really be explored more deeply.
I live in a neighborhood where the religious zealots who come door to door obviously don't know what NO SOLICITORS means. I guess they don't consider what they're doing is trying to sell religion or maybe it's as simple as being just plain stupid. I always want to direct them 2 doors down to the house with the flashing cross on the outside. They definitely want God to notice them! Me? I just tell them I'm Jewish or Muslim and that gets them moving along fast enough.
|At least there's no car |
dogs sleeping underneath
I live in a neighborhood where many people believe mowing the grass is an option. It seems the going trend is grow it all summer and let the winter kill the over growth and weeds. Those people who take that approach to mowing usually have discarded tires in the front yard and other unsightly junk decorating their yard. I must admit it makes me want to have a dump truck full of fresh manure delivered and dumped in my front yard in the dead of summer when it's close to 100 degrees. The only problem with doing that is I'm afraid everyone in the neighborhood would either steal my shit or beat the shit out of me!
|I guess it's drop one AC |
No, I don't steal from my neighbors (honestly, I can't see anything worth stealing). I don't have a tattered American flag. I don't have a diseased tree. I don't have Christmas lights or religious artifacts. My yard is mowed. The trash is put where it's supposed to go...in the trashcan. Let's face it! I simply don't belong! I guess it's time for me to get new neighbors! Wouldn't you like to be my neighbor?