THE PROBE-FREE HUMAN
While I was abducted by aliens, they revealed a new breed of cow indigenous to North Carolina (the oreo cow). This makes me wonder what type of magic mushrooms would grow in this field. The little green bastards also made it snow while I was there as punishment for me being uncooperative. I'm once again home sweet home in sunny Florida with the windows open so I can listen to my feathered friends singing. Isn't life wonderful when the aliens decide to probe the next person and kick you to the curb? I guess my "PROBE-FREE HUMAN" sign finally worked after all these years. Or maybe I'm just too old for the anal probe deluxe.
Gratitude statement: I'm thankful for Mother Nature and all her oddities large and small.