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Not everyone can wear the WORST BLOG AWARD like Mildred does. With heels and the right accessories even this old blog looks stunning sometimes :)

OMG! What did Mildred do to get this award? Does anyone care to take a wild guess?

We all belong to something and Mildred proudly belongs to this herd of misfits!

Mildred will follow the yellow brick road until the day she dies and hopefully she'll get that pesky witch...

Heed the call and feed your head. Write a book before you're dead. Or do whatever floats your bloat! Wear a smile, crush your fears. Learn the secrets through the years. In a lifetime, in a flash; Through a doorway is the past.

About Me

Mildred Ratched: Born and raised in Maine, but now suffers from severe culture shock along the Redneck Riviera. Started life being the proud poster child for birth control (1960’s) Then dubbed a Flying Fickle Finger of Fate recipient and Blue Ribbon Black Sheep (1970’s – 1990’s) Her last and most prestigious accomplishment was becoming a highly regarded member of The League of the Ridiculously Obscure, HRH, the most exalted troglodyte and saucy tart extraordinaire (2000 – Present) Mildred is an otherwise typical peace-loving, semi-mature hippie, devout hedonist, agnostic heathen, amateur blogger, aspiring writer and wannabe artist, nature lover, devoted pet owner and animal lover, (especially black sheep and underdogs), jack-of-all-trades, but the master of none, skillful chain-yanker in search of witty banter and indecent proposals. (aka) Red Kitten and Queen Ovaltine in the blogosphere.

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