Wednesday, June 02, 2021

Let Us Whip Your Property Into Shape

Okay, so I can't really complain about my company car after driving around for I don't know for how long with a bumper sticker saying: STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME on the back of my car.  Before you get all rattled and wonder why I would put something like that on my car...I didn't!!!This happened to me years ago as what I'm assuming was supposed be a practical joke when I managed a motel on the beach. Someone pulled me aside one day and let me know I might want to go check out the back of my car. I thought immediately that someone had backed into my car so I went running out of the office in a panic only to find that friggin' bumper sticker larger than life displayed across the back of my car. And do you think I could get anyone to own up to doing it? To this day, I'm still waiting for the coward to come forward. 

Oh by the way, the company car thing is just a joke.  Marquis de Sod! OMG! What a marketing genius! I would send my employees out on jobs dressed in whips and chains just for effect and you know people would LOVE it.

7 comments:

  1. Some advertising slogans are sheer genius and would make me smile each and every time I saw them.
    And you are right. That company NEEDS a uniform.

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  2. Genius for sure and I like your idea of dressing the employees appropriately. I can't believe you are still driving around with the bumper sticker on your car. I bet you get some interesting looks lol!

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  3. So, is that bummer sticker still on your car? :)

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  4. Heeheehee! That is genius, i am going to tell Red-Headed Alex. He works for a landscaper, he is going to go wild over that.

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  5. yes yes yes to the name M. de Sod. brilliant !

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