Because I don't have anything else right now (I'm still not feeling well)...

Three alcohol-related bumper stickers that says it all:

1. A "4" and a six-pack make a "10".
2. Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
3. Cab fare is cheaper than a DUI.


  1. I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Holidays are not the time, are they?

    Oddly enough, I've never had a dui. I should have. Kind of scary when I look back on those days. Who in their right mind thinks they can drive perfect while shitfaced as long as you keep one eye closed?

  2. Oh, Jock spoke my mind! Fortunately here in Germany I have no car but never tried driving my bicycle while 'shit-faced'. Good that I have a nice local pub across the street... Most times I can walk drunk... most times.

    Sorry you are not having a perky day.

  3. My favorite bumper sticker is -

    "Stop the slaughter, boycott baby oil"

  4. Jnuts: I've been feeling rough ever since I had a flu shot. For some reason i keep having asthma attacks.

    Barbie: Envisioning you shitfaced on a bicycle made my day....thanks!

    Ur-spo: I'm sure there's many more good ones, but I was lazy and opted to let feeling crappy have its way with me.

    Laoch: Geez, I remember a day when baby oil was what people used when they wanted a tan. Baby oil and iodine!