Monday, November 21, 2011

A THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Because I don't have anything else right now... Three alcohol-related bumper stickers that says it all: 1. A "4" and a six-pack make a "10". 2. Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. 3. Cab fare is cheaper than a DUI.
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9 comments:

  1. jnutsMonday, November 21, 2011 at 10:35:00 AM CST

    I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Holidays are not the time, are they?

    Oddly enough, I've never had a dui. I should have. Kind of scary when I look back on those days. Who in their right mind thinks they can drive perfect while shitfaced as long as you keep one eye closed?

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  2. BarbieDollMonday, November 21, 2011 at 11:45:00 AM CST

    Oh, Jock spoke my mind! Fortunately here in Germany I have no car but never tried driving my bicycle while 'shit-faced'. Good that I have a nice local pub across the street... Most times I can walk drunk... most times.

    Sorry you are not having a perky day.

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    1. Mildred Ratched Sunday, October 23, 2022 at 2:45:00 PM CDT

      I'm sure riding a bike has got to be hysterical while shitfaced!

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  3. Ur-spoMonday, November 21, 2011 at 10:01:00 PM CST

    good sayings, all of them.

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    1. Mildred Ratched Sunday, October 23, 2022 at 2:47:00 PM CDT

      And I' just etting around to responding 11 years later! Better late than never, right? lol

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  4. SultanTuesday, November 22, 2011 at 3:10:00 AM CST

    My favorite bumper sticker is -

    "Stop the slaughter, boycott baby oil"

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    1. Mildred Ratched Sunday, October 23, 2022 at 2:48:00 PM CDT

      Here's another person who has vanished into the ozone...I wonder if anyone of these people every lurk out here????

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  5. Mildred Ratched Tuesday, November 22, 2011 at 11:50:00 AM CST

    Jnuts: I've been feeling rough ever since I had a flu shot. For some reason i keep having asthma attacks.

    Barbie: Envisioning you shitfaced on a bicycle made my day....thanks!

    Ur-spo: I'm sure there's many more good ones, but I was lazy and opted to let feeling crappy have its way with me.

    Laoch: Geez, I remember a day when baby oil was what people used when they wanted a tan. Baby oil and iodine!

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