I've been reading some of my old posts from back in the day when things just got started in the blogosphere and I realized just how different things are now. My original blog was named Abnormally Normal People and it was located on MSN Spaces. In the past, I've mentioned Psychedelic Pariah a few times, but like Beetlejuice don't say his name 3 times in a row or else he might appear and trust me, you really, don't want that to happen! On this particular day Psychedelic Pariah was acting human. I guess no one pissed in his Wheaties! ha! That didn't happen often. When I first started blogging I did so under the screen name, Red Kitten before I became Mildred Ratched. Although I think part of me has always been Mildred Ratched, a crusty old bitch with a don’t fuck with me attitude.
To tell this story I have describe few characters that were created for the Psychedelic Pariah's benefit. The Red Dyke was a character I created due to the name-calling Psychedelic Pariah slung my way. He was a bully right out of the Trump playbook long before there was a Trump playbook. In fact, if I remember correctly, The Red Dyke wore high-top Birkenstocks with a tight red body suit and well, she was a superhero, of course! She let her long, wavy, chestnut hair flow free. At one time I had a drawing of her, but it's long gone. The Blue Mute was another blogging buddy of mine that felt Pariah's wrath, also. We did nothing to Pariah other than be a thorn in his side from time to time by merely existing, I think we became the Troglodyte Twins in his mind. Charming, huh? Imagine that! Me being a thorn in anyone's side! ha! Actually, I took what he meant as a slam and turned it into something rather funny. I think it pissed him off that his insults didn't bother me and instead turned them into a joke.
Imagine someone like Donald Trump...you know, someone who loves to stir things up, yet unlike Trumplethinskin, Psychedelic Pariah was highly intelligent and he was a very talented writer (I hate to admit that.) You had to stay on your toes with him or else he'd crucify you. I never quite figured out what his deal was and then he disappeared never to be heard from again as did many of these people on MSN Spaces. For many the blogging fever waned and for others it became a part of our lives and now we mostly, exist in peace and harmony except for the occasional annoying spam here and there.
The Red Dyke says:
I’m listening to Unchain My Heart by Joe Cocker….makes me want to get up and dance
The Red Dyke says:
all I need is my pole
The Red Dyke says:
believe it or not I have one in my living room
The Red Dyke says:
lol
The Red Dyke says:
maybe I need to write that as a confession in abnorms…I have a pole in my livingroom
The Red Dyke says:
I wonder how many women can say that
The Blue Mute says:
you have a POLE pole??
The Red Dyke says:
yes
The Red Dyke says:
a pole…from ceiling to floor
The Blue Mute says:
for what….
The Red Dyke says:
dancing
The Blue Mute says:
so you like to dance with poles
The Red Dyke says:
I like Irishmen better
The Blue Mute says:
HAHAHAHA
The Red Dyke says:
the pole can be used for anything you want it to be used for
The Red Dyke says:
hey…remember I’m a saucy tart?????
The Blue Mute says:
oohhh yeah!
The Red Dyke says:
saucy tarts have toys
As you read what I've copied and pasted below, please pay special attention to the comment "Kathy" leaves in response to my post titled National Confession Weekend I wrote in the spirit simply having some fun because my next post is my response to her.
The idea for National Confession Weekend originated from the following chat I had with my partner in crime, The Blue Mute the night before I wrote the post titled National Confession Weekend:
I’m listening to Unchain My Heart by Joe Cocker….makes me want to get up and dance
The Red Dyke says:
all I need is my pole
The Red Dyke says:
believe it or not I have one in my living room
The Red Dyke says:
lol
The Red Dyke says:
maybe I need to write that as a confession in abnorms…I have a pole in my livingroom
The Red Dyke says:
I wonder how many women can say that
The Blue Mute says:
you have a POLE pole??
The Red Dyke says:
yes
The Red Dyke says:
a pole…from ceiling to floor
The Blue Mute says:
for what….
The Red Dyke says:
dancing
The Blue Mute says:
so you like to dance with poles
The Red Dyke says:
I like Irishmen better
The Blue Mute says:
HAHAHAHA
The Red Dyke says:
the pole can be used for anything you want it to be used for
The Red Dyke says:
hey…remember I’m a saucy tart?????
The Blue Mute says:
oohhh yeah!
The Red Dyke says:
saucy tarts have toys
This post didn't show up in my blog reader for some reason. A glitch? Gremlins? Revenge of the Trolls? Anyway, I like the idea of a National Confession Weekend!
ReplyDeleteWe had fun with it way back when and maybe we should try it again and maybe I'll even tell the truth this time around! lol I wonder if people would participate in something like that????
DeleteI had to come back to read this one too. It's a shame it didn't show up on blog readers, it's a good one! You should try it again, I'd love to see what people would come up with these days. Then again, blogging isn't what it used to be. I had so much fun on my blog back in the old days of blogging, now I've toned it all the way down to boring old person level *sigh*
DeleteBlogging used to be so much Funner, didn't it? *LMAO* Granted, I do like my Peace and Serenity, so the Bottom Feeders aren't Welcome, but I mean the Community that used to Blog would get into some Mischief now and again with Posts and Fun... now it is a lot more timid and Tame, fearful of Controversy drawing out those that live under Rocks. As you said in the later Post that followed this one, Anger can be so Inspirational, can't it? *winks* Angry me usually has so much FUN with whoever pissed me off, Tormenting them and making them my Current Plaything Obsession to take Down I have to Confess {get it, I'm late to the Party I know}... is exhilarating since Dark Dawn isn't allowed to come out and Play very much. *Winks* She's just not very Nice and I'm told by Friends and Family, she's inclined to be Scary??!?!?!? ... *Bwahahahahaha*
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