What's with all the friggin' hoarding? I can understand that people are freaked out
over the coronavirus, but come on, be considerate of one another. We all have to wipe our asses, right? We all have
to eat, right? And in my case, where I'm
a diabetic, I have to test my blood sugar. And because I have to test my blood sugar, I have
to use alcohol swabs. But guess what I can't find anywhere? Okay, I can make do
without them. I'll just wash my hands before testing with hot, soapy water. No
big deal. But it irks me that I have to
make do without them because people have needlessly stockpiled alcohol swabs
and have caused a shortage. Although I guess I'm rather used to that sort of
thing because I live in Florida and during hurricane season people lose their
mind every year. Try buying a loaf of bread, a battery, a bottle of water, a
generator or anything else if a storm is anywhere near Florida. But as Trumplethinskin, our fearless and quite
sagely leader says this too shall pass, but only when it when it gets hot
outside, remember? Heat is supposed to kill the virus according to Trump. Just where does he get his info? FOX News? Wait! It is hot! It was 80 degrees here today! Sigh...a HUGE sigh and I'll be so glad when
November passes. Please tell me that HUGE overgrown orange pompous boobette will be living
somewhere other than in Washington DC after next January....PLEASE! Oh no! That’s
right! He moved his official residence to fucking Florida! He doesn’t live in New York anymore. I’m
going to cry. People that’s not funny on any level. So stop laughing! I can
hear you snickering over there in the corner. I see you! Mildred sees EVERYTHING!
Now, for the big news of the day. Old Mildred got tested for
coronavirus early this morning and while it wasn't on my bucket list of things
to do, I did it because I have a 92-year-old mother living under the same roof
as I do and well you see, Martha and I got exposed to the nasty "HOAX" Chinese virus
somewhere in our travels and the Health Department tracked Martha down to let
her know. That was so kind of them to do and that was so snarky of me to say :)
Anyway, the nasal swab didn't bother me too much even though it felt like they
were probing for lost brain cells from my misspent youth. Martha claimed she cried when they swabbed
her and she couldn't see immediately afterwards. They must have hit her G-spot.
So, everyone living under both roofs are officially
QUARANTINED until we get our results in 4 or 5 days. It sucks to be us!
