What's with all the friggin' hoarding? I can understand that people are freaked out
over the coronavirus, but come on, be considerate of one another. We all have to wipe our asses, right? We all have
to eat, right? And in my case, where I'm
a diabetic, I have to test my blood sugar. And because I have to test my blood sugar, I have
to use alcohol swabs. But guess what I can't find anywhere? Okay, I can make do
without them. I'll just wash my hands before testing with hot, soapy water. No
big deal. But it irks me that I have to
make do without them because people have needlessly stockpiled alcohol swabs
and have caused a shortage. Although I guess I'm rather used to that sort of
thing because I live in Florida and during hurricane season people lose their
mind every year. Try buying a loaf of bread, a battery, a bottle of water, a
generator or anything else if a storm is anywhere near Florida. But as Trumplethinskin, our fearless and quite
sagely leader says this too shall pass, but only when it when it gets hot
outside, remember? Heat is supposed to kill the virus according to Trump. Just where does he get his info? FOX News? Wait! It is hot! It was 80 degrees here today! Sigh...a HUGE sigh and I'll be so glad when
November passes. Please tell me that HUGE overgrown orange pompous boobette will be living
somewhere other than in Washington DC after next January....PLEASE! Oh no! That’s
right! He moved his official residence to fucking Florida! He doesn’t live in New York anymore. I’m
going to cry. People that’s not funny on any level. So stop laughing! I can
hear you snickering over there in the corner. I see you! Mildred sees EVERYTHING!
Now, for the big news of the day. Old Mildred got tested for
coronavirus early this morning and while it wasn't on my bucket list of things
to do, I did it because I have a 92-year-old mother living under the same roof
as I do and well you see, Martha and I got exposed to the nasty "HOAX" Chinese virus
somewhere in our travels and the Health Department tracked Martha down to let
her know. That was so kind of them to do and that was so snarky of me to say :)
Anyway, the nasal swab didn't bother me too much even though it felt like they
were probing for lost brain cells from my misspent youth. Martha claimed she cried when they swabbed
her and she couldn't see immediately afterwards. They must have hit her G-spot.
So, everyone living under both roofs are officially
QUARANTINED until we get our results in 4 or 5 days. It sucks to be us!
I realize that today's world is a sick and twisted place to reside, but to date, it still beats the alternative. Once in awhile when I'm listening to the news, I hear something that makes me wonder if I correctly heard what was reported. I immediately say, "WTF?" In the past few months I've heard two news stories that I thought were just a spoof, but unfortunately after researching them, I found out that both stories were reported correctly. Imagine that! Can you believe that the FAKE NEWS actually reports something that's truthful?
Attention Walmart Shoppers: The story below entails sickos psychos who feel the need to put razor blades on the underneath part of the shopping cart handles at various Walmarts across the country so when someone grabs the shopping cart handle, they'll cut their hands. After doing a little research, I found out that this is an ongoing "thing" across the country. Please explain to me who would derive satisfaction out of doing something like that? What in hell is wrong with people?
The next story involves the state of Kentucky passing a law last month outlawing bestiality. OMG! You mean to tell me that people need a law passed so they won't fuck their sheep and goats. Seriously? And if you're wondering if Kentucky was the last state to pass a bestiality ban, wonder no more! There's still states where animals aren't safe. The article claims that people perverts who sexually assault animals have a violent tendency towards women and children. In my most humble opinion, making bestiality a Class D felony isn't a stiff enough punishment. Five years in prison? Really? And then what? The person gets out of prison and they move to West Virginia or Wyoming to live happily ever after with their favorite goat. I'm sorry! But this makes me sick to my stomach. I think they all should be locked up with a grizzly bear in heat.
Kentucky Passes Bill to Outlaw Sex With Animals
Four other states and Washington D.C. are the last remaining areas in the U.S. that don't have a law against bestiality
March 28, 2019 - 8:25 am
Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin has signed a bill that would make it illegal for a person to have sex with an animal in the state.
The bill defines the illegal interaction as "any act committed between a person and an animal for the purpose of sexual arousal, sexual gratification, abuse or financial gain".
Kentucky is one of the final states in the union to outlaw sex with animals. The remaining states without a law that prohibits bestiality are: Wyoming, New Mexico, West Virginia, Hawaii and Washington, D.C.
"Not only will it protect our animals from abuse, but it will also protect women and children from violence," said Sen. Julie Raque Adams according to the Courier Journal. "It is proven beyond a doubt that persons who sexually assault animals are very likely to turn their violent tendencies toward women and children."
SB 67 easily passed through Kentucky's House and Senate, making sex crimes with animals a Class D felony, punishable by up to five years in prison. Source:
