THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY VICE

No longer can doing drugs, smoking, drinking, chasing wild men (or women) be included on my list of nasty habits, so I'm going to go gamble at the dogtrack, stuff myself with food and hopefully win some money.

Gratitude statement: I'm thankful I can get pissed off at the government without going postal on their apathetic asses.

3 comments:

  1. I used to like to go the dog track when I lived in Florida. Bonne chance!

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  2. The puppies were kind to me today!I hit the first two trifectas and the daily double. I left after the 6th race because I don't believe in giving them back the money I won.

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