According to the YoYo Inspector I'm seeing to cure me of my cave-dwelling ways, I should "journal" everyday. Does blogging count as journaling? I can choose my own topic, but at the end of each entry I'm supposed to include at least one "gratitude" statement. Okay...got it! I'm ready to start this journey!
Gratitude statement: I'm mighty grateful I don't have hemorrhoids.
What in hell is a yoyo inspector?
ReplyDeleteIt's my word for a "shrink".
ReplyDeleteI'm grateful for any amount of time you come out of the hermitage. Truly.
ReplyDeleteI'm flattered that you remembered I used to refer to my abode as the hermitage or the hermitude. I need to clean my humble hermitage or pour gas on it and fire it up. I guess that would be easier than cleaning, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteinteresting you should mention "firing it up." i've had that very thought this week. i'd love to set fire to the MILK's place and simply walk away. if i can figure out a way to do it without getting caught, I may do it.
ReplyDeleteand yes, I've never forgotten your use of the word hermitage. it is a beautifully descriptive word and reminds me of New Orleans for some reason. Anne Rice may have mentioned it in one of her books. For the record Anne and you are intertwined in my brain cells. Don't ask...I have no idea why.
Don't tell anyone, but I'm Anne Rice's alterego.
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